That Leaked Nude Photo of Kevin Federline is Fake, Claims His Manhood’s Hella Bigger

Britney Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline is unhappy that there’s a photo supposedly of his private parts circulating online, but the reason he’d be upset is not why you’d expect.

If you thought this the moment to finally see Federline naked, then not so fast. According to TMZ, this raunchy penis-exposing image of the former backup dancer — that has fast and furiously been making its way around the internet — is a complete bogus! And how do they know that it’s fake?

Well, apparently Federline claims his manhood is much bigger in real life. According to Kevin, his actual Sexcalibur is “much shlonger” and decorated with a dragon tattoo.

So what can you say Britney?